Rape the church fathers for quotes technique - most Protestants don't have a clue about church history and live comfortably with the 1900 year gap between the 1st century and the 1900's. Most of them are sheep - they'll believe whatever sounds good or what sounds like 'everyone else believes' - so just yank a few church father quotes that seem to support Catholicism and quote them as though they are scripture. Most protestants are scared of the church fathers and won't read them for themselves.
New II
        Cut and run technique - When all else fails, tell everyone you're not paying any more attention to the discussion. Make certain you don't admit anyone else might have been correct, then disappear. Appear as indignant and offended as possible.


