Reformed Primate

Posted on 07 July 2009


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13 Comments For This Post

  1. Steve Says:

    B:Believers-only Atoned
    N:Non-conditional Election
    A:Absolute Depravity
    N:None of the elect shall be lost
    A:All-Powerful Grace

  2. Brian Says:

    I do like the TULIP acronym, but this photo spoof cuts both ways. In my circle of churches, the BAPTISTS acronym is well known, and some writers have suggested that the acronym is not the end all to being Baptist. I don't know if these leaders were treated like the monkey, but some did not like it.

    Very funny spoof!

  3. Angus Says:

    Steve, very good! Thanks for filling in some of the details concerning this historic event. You must have found that in Abner's memoir, "Darwin Who?"

    By the way, if you happen to know anything about Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp, I'd appreciate it. I can't remember what A.P.E. and C.H.U.M.P. stand for.

  4. John Says:

    A.P.E. -Agency to Prevent Evil

    C.H.U.M.P. - Criminal Headquarters for Underworld Master Plan

  5. Greg Rice Says:

    Hey Angus,

    Here are what the acronyms in Lancelot LinK: Secret Chimp stand for:

    A. P. E.

    Agency to
    Prevent
    Evil

    C. H. U. M. P.

    Criminal
    Headquarters for
    Underworld
    Master
    Plan

    I loved the B'NANA acronym. Keep up the funny stuff!

  6. Steve Martin Says:

    B'NANA is very a-pealing.

    However, theology is nothing to monkey around with.

  7. Angus Says:

    My readers are a deep fount of valuable information. Thanks, guys!

  8. Steve Says:

    As a-pealing as it might have been to some, it still caused a fracture in the Reformers and was briefly known as the "B'NANA Split of 1618″.

  9. Manfred Says:

    Whether it's TULIPs or B'NANAs, one needs to be refarmed and refarming, else the crops - and their doctrines - will fail.

  10. Steve Says:

    Indeed Manfred. And we should always stand firm for the Truth, lest we be guilty of being yellow in the Faith.

  11. John Says:

    Abner didn't help his cause any by being an open and avid smoker.

  12. Carol Says:

    Abner is grandfather of Bubbles the Chimp… I don't know what Abner would have thought of his grandson hobnobbing with the rich and famous though…

  13. Scott Webber Says:

    Hold the phone! WWay too many monkey's uncles for my taste.